I just wrote the book of love. Well, I coauthored it with Cupid and Nicholas Sparks.

“One great thinker said one thing, another said another, and while the two thoug…”

“I want to import what’s important, and export the trivial out of my life.”

“I’ve got my hair conditioned. It’s not trained, but it is soft.”

“If my nipples lactated mustard, I’d wear a bra made out of two hamburger buns.”