I keep a fish in each pocket, and one in my left shoe, so I don’t drown in your love.

“Please, come in. Let me open the air conditioning vent so you can squeeze throu…”

“Wheelchairs won’t kill you. And cigarettes won’t paralyze you. Stick a wheelcha…”

“I was part of a sting operation. We busted some bees.”

“My father is half man, half Zeus. That makes me one quarter fake God. But that'…”