I keep forgetting you’re technologically challenged.

“And while I could sit here and feel sorry for myself, wondering why all of this…”

“You’re attracted to me?” “Oh, God,” I groan. “That’s the last thing you need fo…”

“I feel vulnerable. I I try to mask my emotions, but I feel like everyone knows …”

“I grab the pillows off the bed and chuck them at the reflection in the mirror o…”