I keep the ketchup in the fridge, though from now on I’m going to keep in the bottle. Less messy, I figure.

“I did something so stupid last night that I can’t even speak about it today. I …”

“What is man’s shared IQ? And more important, how thick should my body armor be …”

“The man who pulled my winning raffle ticket out of the hat said I was one lucky…”

“A blanket could be used to quell the rebellion. Wait until all the men are asle…”