I killed him, but that doesn’t mean I enjoyed every second of every month of the torture process.

“Birthdays are like presidential elections. I don’t like them, but they still ke…”

“Three Guys and a Goat is not a good name for a bed and breakfast. I know, becau…”

“An award would be more prestigious if it came with a supplemental income for a …”

“I’m going on vacation, and I’m leaving my clone in charge. I’ll be gone, but I’…”