I know 20 ways to count from 1-19.

“A brick could be broken—shattered—and then given as a gift, a jigsaw puzzle.
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“I want to sit on the sofa, eating potato chips, while wearing one of those vibr…”

“I’m an only child, so logically I gave birth to my parents, because if it weren…”

“I listen better with earplugs in, so I can see what your body is really saying.”