I know great art when someone doesn’t wash their hands after making it. And not only did Duchamp not wash his hands, but he didn’t even flush!

“You can call me Dr. Love. I’ve got a PhD from Cupid University. My degree came …”

“I won't read a book whose pages have been dog-eared, because I'm more of a cat …”

“A shadow is midnight’s whisper, I thought as I shouted at my invisible clone. K…”

“With friends like me, who needs mannequins? My love for you is statuesque. Come…”