I know it’s not your birthday, but would you like some birthday dick? It’s on sale today. Auteur: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “The ChairI’m writing to you, who made the archaic wooden chairlook like a thron…” “I’ll wait until your mouth is full of food before I ask you a question. That’s …” “I am the chef of love. Let me utilize your oven.” “I have no auditory depth perception. She said, “I love you,” and I couldn’t eve…”