I know what is wrong, I know what is right, and most importantly, I know what is left. Nothing is left, now that she left and took all her love.

“A blanket could be used as a distraction. Wave it to the right, while you loot …”

“My reputation precedes me. It shows up about fifteen minutes before I do, eats,…”

“I think all toys should be invisible. Not only would they improve children’s im…”

“I’m drinking your reply. Maybe isn’t too hot or cold, so I’m chugging it.”