I left a jar in the doorway to leave the door ajar, but love never walked in.

“When certain people can’t figure out why a certain place produces a certain thi…”

“How do two retards eat a turd sandwich? Well, not by first wiping their ass wit…”

“The question is not how much work are you willing to put in, but what are you w…”

“A brick could be used to help you keep your job. Just hold it down, man.
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