I left Mermaid’s Bar and Grill about 2:00 am, and fishtailed out of the parking lot.

“People are so particular. Unlike animals, which can be lions, eagles, or sharks…”

“No footless parking. Violators will be toed.”

“We were engaged. Not to be married, but in combat. So same thing.”

“If I were a number, I’d want to have sextillion with you.”