I left my youth behind me. It peddled the bicycle while I rode on the handlebars.

“A brick could be used as a floating object that dispensed fresh water, if only …”

“Wrinkles don’t signify old age, they signify a lack of ironing skills or a dear…”

“I have a great golf swing. I just wish I had someone to push me on it.”

“There’s only one way you can appreciate me in the bedroom—call my wife and get …”