I let the feeling wash over me, and then I dried off with a fur coat and went for a walk on my unicycle.

“It’s a dog-eat-dog world, and I’m just a kitten.”

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“Love, I wrote the book on it. Unfortunately, nobody would publish it, so I felt…”

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