I like cream and sugar in my sleep.

“I’m a bean counter. Oh, I’m not an accountant, but I did spill pinto beans on t…”

“With that shirt you have on, you remind me of what you look like with no shirt …”

“Women want me, and men want to be me. And by me I mean Ryan Gosling.”

“Will I be subtly influenced by what my clone says, or by my own subconscious? W…”