I like how cats’ ears can flip inside out. It’s as if they’re saying, Keep talking, human, but I’m not even listening.

“I want to make love to the French Revolution. Or maybe just get some head from …”

“They say a sneeze is 1/10th of an orgasm. And you can’t fake a sneeze. Maybe th…”

“The Bronze Age was such a third-place era.”

“If I were silent and invisible, I’d fear nobody. And if I were tasteless too, n…”