I like how volcanoes rumble before they erupt, as if to say, Get the hell off me.

“They should make blindfolds with circles cut out where the eyes are, so kidnapp…”

“I like saying things that are both repetitive and repetitive. But I never repea…”

“I used to think I knew what love was, but here recently it has been revealed to…”

“She said “I love you,” and I said the only thing I could say: “How about every …”