I like ice cream with my cake. But in moderation, and not like five gallons with a cupcake. For that much ice cream, I’d need at least two cupcakes.

“I sent a message silently, through body language and body odor.”

“Even when we’re old, I’ll still look at you with the same eyes. (Who else’s eye…”

“My hair isn’t turning gray, but it is losing its flavor. It used to taste like …”

“A stationary bike is a device that epitomizes the phrase “hurry up and wait.”