I like mirrors as much as the next guy, except if the next guy is my clone.

“Used is to sued, as brick is to Kricb, and that is such a profound observation …”

“She’s beautiful, but she’s also got brains. I’ll bet zombies would love to eat …”

“It doesn’t matter how I arrive at my conclusions, so long as I reach my destina…”

“A two-headed man should have twice the IQ, and the ability to have internal dia…”