I like my eggs sunny side up at midnight, and I wear sunglasses when I eat them because they are so bright. They’re almost as blinding as my love for you, only not as runny.

“I have a star on Hollywood Blvd. It glows in the dark and I stuck it there myse…”

“If I had a dollar for every time someone told me I reminded them of Orafoura’s …”

“I could write from anywhere, including the moon, provided I had a pencil and no…”

“I like wearing gloves made of cheese (Swiss), and then going around asking elde…”