I like sauce in my cereal. But not just any sauce, it has to be a cream sauce, almost milky in consistency.

“Some people use laughter as a weapon. It's all very funny until someone loses a…”

“I once had a professor who could condense an entire lecture into a can of froze…”

“A brick could be used to raise my spirits. I’m feeling low right now, low by ab…”

“The only reason I don’t know more about love is because there just isn’t more t…”