I like small talk. Let’s discuss midgets.

“I wish my stove came with a Save As button like Word has. That way I could expe…”

“I had to put away my toy so it didn’t get lost. After all, cats can’t read maps…”

“At the time of the murder, I had an airtight alibi: I spent the night in a Zipl…”

“Broke is a relative term, like sister, cousin, or Uncle Sam.
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