I like spending all my time making things with my hands. Mostly I make love to myself.

“My nickname in high school was Catch 22. Not because I was a walking dilemma, b…”

“I don’t have a tan because I only come out at night. The only sun I get is refl…”

“A brick could be used as a cube. No it couldn’t. If you thought it could, you n…”

“If your nipples were on your eyelids, then and only then would I give you eye c…”