I like the name Lola, because it has LOL in the beginning.

“It’s like Mark Twain once said to his wife, Olivia: “How many times do I have t…”

“I walk like I have tornadoes for legs. Let us make love like Kansas.”

“A vibrating toothbrush is one hygienic marvel of a sex toy. The next time I wan…”

“A brick could be translated into Spanish, and then used to landscape a lawn.
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