I like the New York Times. I only wish it were softer, and more like toilet paper.

“I’ve felt alone, cold, and clothed in shame for too long. Let the sunlight be m…”

“-I’m looking for a man—
-There are several suspects in Topeka, Ks. that match t…”

“Between was and is you’ll find me—but most of the time you’ll only find me in p…”

“I’ll flick a penny to the dirt, and if I see one on the ground I won’t pick it …”