I like the way I look, but I don’t like the way my mirror presents me. It’s biased.

“It may be bad for you, but government has no role in dictating our lives. Peopl…”

“Leadership is being the first egg in the omelet.”

“As much as I would love to know what you know, I’d much rather eat your brain w…”

“I want eyebrows shaped like pinball swatters, and to accompany that I’ll get a …”