I like the way men cry. They're efficient.

“I had to ask Scottie what TYVM meant, because now that I’ve narrowed into her a…”

“The sun is shining, mynah birds are chattering, palm trees are swaying, so what…”

“Perhaps I did nothing because I don't have enough fear to be a good parent.”

“Scottie and I walk down the hall. Her T-shirt says MRS. CLOONEY,”