I like to hike in state parks, but one thing I can’t stand is pants. So I don’t wear any. My wallet is tube shaped. Can you guess where I keep it?

“My clones just honored me with the 2012 Man of the Year Award. But I wasn’t foo…”

“If a man is powerful, then his rival must therefore also be powerful. The other…”

“You've got to get up pretty early in the morning to beat me to my rooster costu…”

“Today you win, and tomorrow I’ll steal your trophy.”