I like to keep a shotgun in my room for protection. You know, just in case my apartment gets broken into by a pack of deer, which is something I’m constantly worrying about.

“The other day I tried to design a finish line, but I didn’t know where to start…”

“I am Orafoura and he is me. And he is not me. And I am not me. Or him. And I am…”

“I hope you enjoy reading my book as much as I didn’t enjoy writing it. Just kid…”

“The Bronze Age was such a third-place era.”