I like to schedule dentist appointments for March 32, otherwise known as April Fool’s Day. Auteur: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “I’m not interested in driving a racecar, but I would love to cruise around in a…” “I want to invent a portable sink. It won’t be small, but it will be the size an…” “If love had feathers and tasted like dog food, then I suggest you wear shoes wi…” “Don’t tell me to watch my step, because I’m like a staircase—so can you be more…”