I like to schedule dentist appointments for March 32, otherwise known as April Fool’s Day.

“I’m not interested in driving a racecar, but I would love to cruise around in a…”

“I want to invent a portable sink. It won’t be small, but it will be the size an…”

“If love had feathers and tasted like dog food, then I suggest you wear shoes wi…”

“Don’t tell me to watch my step, because I’m like a staircase—so can you be more…”