I like to see cats tumble around, but I wish they wouldn’t meow so much when I shove them in the dryer.

“The crowd was patriotic, and they were chanting “USA, USA.” Of course, the crow…”

“Art books are filled with interesting images. And that’s cool and all, but I lo…”

“I don’t just love you, I love you a 9.7. I would love you a 10, but who do you …”

“I had a dream about your brain. I wish I could eat my dream.”