I like to switch things up by keeping things the same. People never expect it.

“My coffee gets increasingly better the more I drink and the closer I come to th…”

“To say that I grew up without parents is a lie, because I haven’t grown up yet.…”

“Don’t search for a void to fill. Find a vacuum to carpet. Let this be a lesson …”

“I’m trying to liquidate my assets. Somebody get me a straw.”