I like to vote, but not be voted on. I don’t mind losing one on one, but to lose through a vote means the majority think I’m a loser.

“A one dollar bill, though it weighs less than 99 pennies, is psychologically he…”

“I don’t care if I’m on the moon, the party is on the sun, and I am an albino, y…”

“An empty room holds nothing but memories. At least it would, if I didn’t just f…”

“A blanket could be used to show people the benefits of sleeping with a parachut…”