I like turtles!!!! Auteur: Jeff Kinney Copy Quote More from Jeff Kinney “If there's one thing I learned from Rodrick, it's to set people's expectations …” “See, when you're a little kid, nobody ever warns you that you've got an expirat…” “I'm basically one of the best people I know.” “For the record, I think it should be illegal for a boy to have to fold his moth…”