I like using scented markers. Especially when I’m trying to color the inside of my nostrils.

“I laced up my sneakers, but not with the intention to sneak around. I was just …”

“A blanket could be used to battle the cold, but not battle an army with swords,…”

“With my big 80s hair, my cut off jean shorts, and my roller skates, I’m going t…”

“I am a superhero! I wear Spandex and I save things. I don’t save people, I save…”