I like watching baseball as much as my grandma’s left ear is loud. (She’d probably give her right ear for a left ear that wasn’t soundproof).

“A brick could be used to help define your rigid beliefs. I put my beliefs to be…”

“Sure, I’ll take your pamphlet. I need to fill up my trashcan anyway.”

“When I say something, I mean what I say, despite what a dictionary says I mean.…”

“In life or death situations, my father has only been there once for me. So I'd …”