I like watching other people watching other people.

“The road to hell isn't paved with gold, it's paved with faith. Faith in a dolla…”

“Respect is something that should be earned, like eyebrows shaped like windshiel…”

“One of your siblings has got to be the dumbest. And if you’re an only child—you…”

“I didn’t get your letter. I did receive it, but I didn’t understand it.”