I like watching water drops drip off my eyelashes. Reminds me that I’m not the Desert of Love.

“I don’t look for faces in clouds, I look for clouds in faces. And the best plac…”

“If you want to find dirt on me, wait until after I’m dead and buried.”

“I went out to eat on a restaurant’s opening night. It was packed! I guess peopl…”

“Burn my eyebrows and call me Bette. But if I’ve got eyebrows, don’t call me Bet…”