I like wearing gloves made of cheese (Swiss), and then going around asking elderly men if they want a knuckle sandwich.

“If politicians lived to be only 30-years-old before dying, that’d still be 30 y…”

“To stop a battle, a politician would propose a war.”

“The silence sounded like a fire alarm in my ears.”

“If you only had 48 hours left to live, would you spend it like you normally spe…”