I live for the moment and love for eternity. I mean I’d like to, but I’m too impatient for either.

“I want to bring as much love into the world as I can. Where am I bringing it fr…”

“After learning the foreign language Gibberish, I became a dream spokesman.”

“More than anything, I just want to be somebody. Somebody like my own clone.”

“In high school I attended a magnet school—for refrigerators.”