I look at a woman’s shoes, not to tell how sexy she is, but to determine how sexy she feels.

“The book wasn’t half bad. But only because I only read half of it.”

“I’m not going to catch any fish in the forest using a steak knife as bait. Stil…”

“More than normal. Mornal. Or is it Mormal?”

“Of all the things I own, I’m most sentimental about my shoes, because they’ve t…”