I lost a little weight over the weekend. I cut my fingernails.

“A brick could be used as a scapegoat. But don’t blame the brick. The brick didn…”

“Just because I wear a size 14 shoe does not mean I’ll take it off when I go to …”

“A brick could replace your window, if your window’s opaque, and you throw the b…”

“I could see that she was eager to please and impress me, and I was excited to s…”