I love body language, because I can speak it without talking, without listening, and while my back is turned.

“A brick could be used as a deodorant deterrent. Just ask any stinky Congressman.”

“Look me in the eye and tell me you don’t love a man who wears an eye patch. For…”

“If our limbic system betrays our true intentions, and it’s beyond our conscious…”

“Sometimes love feels thinner, even though it’s the same width as before.”