I love having a ceiling fan, although sometimes I wish he wouldn't cheer so loud when I'm trying to sleep.

“What the government makes to make money is money. They make money by making mon…”

“My nose is so big it’s like a mountain ridge on my face. Ladies, you could Mt. …”

“I once made love to a taco shell stuffed with rancid meat and watery tomato bit…”

“I want to eat rabbit stew out of an empty turtle shell.”