I love how sincere she is. She makes a mannequin look like Mother Theresa, though she looks better naked. And I hope she thinks I look better naked than a dead woman.

“The worst book I’ve ever read is “Ulysses,” by Joyce, because like my undergrad…”

“I’ve long suspected myself of being a suspicious person. But that’s OK, because…”

“I would like an extra tight vagina, in a to-go box please. Can I get it with ex…”

“I collect the most valuable thing in the world—free time. But unlike other pric…”