I love mankind. And by mankind I mean women.

“A blanket really makes the bed. Good thing too, because I never make the bed.
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“I think homeless people, like rainwater, are better off in street gutters, rath…”

“A brick could be used to bring about a pantsless revolution. A zipper is just a…”

“With his spiked brown hair, he would have looked like a porcupine if he wasn’t …”