I love pan pizza. I love pans. I love Peter Pan. I love Peter, but not as much as I love Paul. As you can see, I have a lot of love—and between now and Christmas it’s all at a 33.3% reduced price.

“I have a responsibility as a human being to care for animals—including politici…”

“I blink like a blanket. I’m not asleep—this extended motionlessness is how I ma…”

“The proper response to “I love you” is never “what, when, where, why, and how,”…”

“I won’t be lulled by the lullaby, when what waits after is eternal sleep.”