I love the smell of cleanliness. That’s what the inside of my nostrils smell like, naturally.

“I thought I was eating a candy bar, but it turned out to be a yummy burrito. I …”

“If you work in a hospital, you can’t easily fake call in sick to work. Oh, you’…”

“A blanket could be used to draw a map on—a treasure map, and not something Goog…”

“Without an apostrophe, she’ll is just a shell. And I am the turtle inside.”