I made love in a HAZMAT suit. I think I contaminated the relationship.

“I want a one-bedroom house with cup holders. I want to live in my car, and make…”

“A blank canvas is so abstract that only imagination can fill it. But wait! Don'…”

“Aaron Burr was probably a cold man.”

“I’m looking for a full-time portable heat generator. Must be willing to travel.…”