I made love to a woman who didn’t exist, and I can’t remember how it didn’t feel. It amazes me how often I think about not thinking about it.

“At the hospital, I won’t be in fair condition. I’ll be in unfair condition, and…”

“A slice of cheese is like a blanket on a burger, and I sleep with pillows shape…”

“I couldn’t steal an idea. Not even if my clone came up with it. But I could ste…”

“A brick could be used in a smash and grab. Well, at least in the smashing aspec…”