I made love with a cute woman yesterday. I would have made love with a gorgeous woman, but she was more expensive.

“The thought made my toes curl up, but only because the ground made it impossibl…”

“You don’t have to tell me why, if you tell me why you won’t tell me why. Or at …”

“I sped-read through a book that probably weighed a pound, though I only gleaned…”

“The Nile is famous for overflowing like my love. How fertile is your valley?”